At first Micheal
thought it was a joke. Speeding down the country road the crude sign was only a
blur. But it was that one word. Slowing down, he swung the Lexus onto the paved
shoulder. In the rearview mirror, he could see it clearly. The sign was tacked to
a stick that was stuck in the ground just beyond the paved shoulder.
Shifting the powerful car into reverse, Micheal jammed the accelerator down.
The tires squealed and loose gravel flew as he tore back up the road.
Screeching to a halt, Micheal stared at the faded handwriting:
ELSWORTH'S
FAMOUS
SPIDER PETTING ZOO
5Ms Next RT
SPIDER PETTING ZOO
5Ms Next RT
Spiders fascinated Micheal. One summer, when he was eight, a large gold and
black spider had taken up residence underneath the shingles by the back door.
Every morning, Micheal would gather up ants in a jar from a nest in the scrubby
woods behind his house. One by one, he would drop the wriggling insects into
the web.
With
lightning speed, the spider would spring from her hiding place and race towards
the victim. Sinking her fangs into the ant, she would retreat, waiting for the
poison to take effect. When the ant slowly stopped struggling, she would climb
back down and delicately wrap her prey in a white shroud.
This
continued until, one day, his mother caught him. "What a cruel little boy
you are," she scolded between clenched teeth as she pummeled his backside.
He could still feel the shame of being spanked.
Years
later, in a rare moment of remorse, Micheal wondered what it was like for the
ant. Trapped…helpless…waiting for the spider to return. Did they know fear or
horror? Or was that something only humans experienced? The insect brain was too
small he told himself. Or so he hoped.
Five miles,
thought Micheal, This side trip might only add another half hour or so to his
journey. He would still have time once he got to his motel to have a shower.
The dinner meeting with the buyer from the supermarket chain wasn't until 6
o'clock and it was only 4 now.
Coasting forward, Micheal scanned the road looking for the turnoff. About one
hundred yards ahead, he saw a lane that intersected with the highway. Flicking
on his turn signal, he shot a quick glance at his watch.
If I don't find it in fifteen minutes, he promised himself, I'll turn back.
Accelerating smoothly, he turned onto a well-paved secondary road with deep
ditches on either side. Punching the buttons on the CD player, he stretched his
arms, settling back into the soft leather seat. As the throbbing beat of Queen
filled the Lexus, his mood lightened - an unexpected adventure in an otherwise
boring day.
Micheal
hated his job. Endless meetings with bad food and balding buyers. Too many
drinks and too many hangovers. He was packing on the pounds, too. I have to get back to
the gym, he reminded
himself.
The
only redeeming feature of his job was that he was good at it. Top sales rep for
the last three years. I should have been an actor, he told himself. Instead I'm selling
toilet paper and tampons to these turkeys.
As the
needle on the speedometer crept higher and higher, the neatly kept fields and
freshly painted houses became a blur. Mile after mile slipped by. Micheal felt
that he and the car had become one, soaring along like a hawk on a summer
breeze.
But
his mood soon soured. The condition of the road deteriorated. Asphalt gave way
to chip-seal, which gave way to gravel; and, finally ended up as dirt.
Micheal
jumped on the brakes when a huge pothole emerged in the center of the road.
Cursing the delay, he checked his watch again. It was almost 5. The long drive
down the country road had dulled his sense of time. I better turn around, he cautioned himself.
As he
studied the road ahead looking for a safe place to make a U-turn, he saw it. An
old farm house set back from the road. If it hadn't been for the pothole, he
would have missed it completely. By the mailbox, a freshly painted sign read:
ELSWORTH'S FAMOUS
SPIDER PETTING ZOO
OPEN YEAR ROUND
ALL VISITORS WELCOME
SPIDER PETTING ZOO
OPEN YEAR ROUND
ALL VISITORS WELCOME
This must be the place, he concluded. Carefully turning up the heavily rutted
lane, Micheal wondered what he would find.Perhaps one of the locals playing
a joke on the tourists, he mused.
Tall
grass slapped at the bottom of the car and rusted barbed wire clung to rotted
posts that ran alongside the lane. In the untilled fields, scrubby bushes had
sprung up like mushrooms. Micheal tried to imagine what the farm looked like in
better days, but it was impossible.
When
he reached the top of the hill, the farmhouse looked even more decrepit.
Blistered paint hung from the wooden shingles and there was a disturbing sag in
the middle of the roof. What once had been the side garden was now occupied by
tall thistles and a mass of tangled timbers indicated the former site of the
main barn.
Except
for the glass still being intact in the windows, the house looked abandoned.
Where is everybody? thought Micheal. In response to his question, an old woman
dressed in a black skirt and a woolen sweater stepped out the side door. She
was gnarled and withered like the lone apple tree that stood in the yard. Micheal
guessed she must have been at least 70, maybe even 80 years old.
"What you want?" she spat.
Turning off the CD player and rolling down the car window, he replied, "Is
this the petting zoo?"
"That's what the sign says, don't it?"
Ignoring her rudeness, Micheal continued, "Are you open?"
"I'll git Jake. He out back choppin' wood."
He
watched as she shuffled down a dirt path and disappeared around a corner of the
house. Charming, thought Micheal.
Opening the car door, he stepped out. Despite the poverty, the farm had a
certain rustic appeal which reminded him of the house that he grew up in in the
country.
But
there was something odd. Something missing. Where are the flies? thought Micheal. On
most farms the low buzz of the black swarms was constant. But here there was
none. Except for the moaning of the wind, it was quiet.
Perhaps it was the lack of animals, he thought. Or maybe it was the stiff
breeze at the top of the hill that kept them at bay.
Glancing at his watch, he frowned. It was after 5 o'clock. If he did not get
back on the road soon, he would be late for his appointment. Either that or
skip his shower. After driving all day, Micheal did not want to skip the
soothing ritual.
Taking
one last look around, he reached for the handle of the car door. Just then the
old woman reappeared and behind her an even more wizened up old man wearing
faded blue overalls and a nicotine-stained undershirt.
Stopping at the corner of the house, the old man spat out a long jet of chewing
tobacco on the ground. Wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, he paused
momentarily to study Micheal.
Speaking to the old woman, he said in a low tone, "Thought I heard a car
come up."
"Wants to see yer spiders," she said before she turned away and went
back into the farmhouse, letting the screen door slam behind her.
"You wanna see my spiders, young fella?"
"Sure if you're open. How much?"
Looking over the Lexus, he scratched his ruddy face and said, "Fifty
bucks."
"Fifty! That's ridiculous!"
Shrugging his shoulders, the old man said, "Take it or leave it. I got
work to do."
Then
he spat out another long jet of chewing tobacco and turned to go.
I can't leave now after coming all this way, thought Micheal. Taking another quick glance at his
watch, he said irritably, "All right, all right. But this better be
good!"
The
old man smirked and licked his lips as Micheal whipped out a crisp fifty dollar
bill from his wallet. Micheal did not like the old man's greedy look and
hastily shoved his wallet back in his pants pocket.
"Thanks," said the old man sarcastically, snatching the bill from Micheal's
hand. Looking it over carefully, he folded it up neatly, stuck it in his pocket
and said, "Follow me."
The
old man led Micheal down an overgrown path to a shed at the back of the
farmhouse. Inside, the dim glow of fluorescent tubes highlighted the dozen
plywood shelves that ran along the walls. In contrast to the rest of the farm,
the shed was neat, almost antiseptic in appearance. Sitting on each shelve was
a glass terrarium filled with twigs and rocks. In the case closest to Micheal,
a small garden spider was spinning a web in the corner.
"That's an orb spider," said the old man.
"I know," said Micheal, annoyed by the interruption,
"You know spiders?'
"A bit," replied Micheal. "I used to study them when I was a
kid."
"I bet you're the type that liked to feed 'em, eh? Catch bugs, drop 'em
in. See what happens. Fun, ain't it?"
Suddenly Micheal was uncomfortable. How did he guess my
secret? he
wondered. Micheal felt the warm rush of blood to his neck and ears as he
started to blush.
"No need to be ashamed, young fella. All kids do it. It's natural."
Trying
to change the topic, Micheal asked, "You been at this long?…keeping
spiders?"
"Yeah, I been at it awhile. Most folks are scared of spiders. Not me. Me
and spiders git along real good."
Micheal
turned back to watch a large black spider in another case sucking up the
half-digested slurry of its latest victim.
Trying
to be polite, Micheal asked, "Bet you don't get many visitors here…being
so far from the highway."
"Don't need 'em," said the old man. "This is just a
sideline." Pausing for effect he added, "I breed 'em."
Micheal
looked puzzled.
"For the college," explained the old man. "They use 'em for
research."
"Does it pay well?"
"Good 'nuf…Ah, they don't know squat 'bout spiders!," said the old
man, spitting on the floor. Micheal looked down and saw that a streak of the
sticky black tobacco had splashed on his shoes.
"I been doing research of my own," said the old man proudly.
"Spiders are jes' like any other critter. Cows, horses, dogs - they're all
the same. Breed the best with the best and you git the best…Or the…," the
old man's voice trailed off as he started to laugh.
There
was something about his tone that made Micheal uneasy.
"You wanna see my prize winner?"
Micheal
looked around.
"Oh, she ain't here. I keep her in the barn. She kinda makes these
critters nervous. I can't say, I blames them. Wanna see her?"
The
way the old man said it, the question sounded more like a challenge.
Micheal
hesitated. He wanted to say no, but he could not let the old man see he was
afraid.
"Sure," answered Micheal. What could it be? he asked himself.A
tarantula?
With
the old man in front, they went down a lesser-used path to a small barn behind
a stand of trees that made it invisible from the farmhouse. A shiny new lock on
a rusted hasp yielded to the old man's key.
"I don't like kids messin' with my stuff."
The
ancient wooden door swung open. Inside it was pitch black. Micheal hesitated.
What was it that made him apprehensive? His mouth felt dry and he tried to
swallow.
"Go on in!" taunted the old man as he shoved Micheal through the
door.
Stumbling on the raised sill, Micheal fell to one knee ripping his pants. Damnit, he cursed.
"There's a light switch ahead of you," the old man reassured him.
"Jes' pull the string."
The
stench of moldy hay made Micheal gag.
"Where is it…the spider?" he called out.
"She's in the back. You can't miss her."
"Where's the light?"
"Right in front of you. Can't you see it?" mocked the old man.
Micheal
stretched out his hand. At first, he could not feel anything. Then slowly
groping the air in, he caught hold of it. Micheal's heart leapt in relief. But
there was something strange. The line didn't feel like string. It was sticky
like a…
Pulling the line, Micheal knew he had made a mistake. Something rustled in the
rafters above him and bits of straw floated down.
Micheal
bolted for the opening.
"Enjoy yourself!" cackled the old man as he slammed the door and
locked it.
"Let me out! Let me out!" shouted Micheal, pounding on the door.
"Let me out, you old buzzard!"
But it
was no use. The dried-out wooden door was like iron. Pausing to catch his
breath, his fists throbbing, Micheal looked around. Slowly his eyes grew
accustomed to the dark. What appeared to be a black chasm was, in fact, the
side entrance to the barn. There must be another way out, he thought. But where?
In the
gloom, he could see that beyond the entry way there was a large open space. And
beyond that a boarded-up window through which thin shafts of sunlight streamed.
Great! All I have to do is cross the barn,
pull off one or two of those boards and climb out, thought Micheal. Then I'll show that
old man. Fifty bucks! He'll wish I had never stopped.
Then
he heard another rustle overhead and more straw floated down.
"Who is it? Who's there?" he called out.
I'll bet it's that old man, thought Micheal. He thinks he's going
to scare me.
"Sure! You just keep that up, old man," Micheal called out again.
"Let's see how much laughing you do when I bash your face in."
But first, I've got to get to that window. Be
careful, he cautioned
himself. This
barn must be full of junk. Don't want to fall down and get hurt.
Despite the heat in the barn, he shivered. Licking the sweat off his upper lip,
Micheal slowly picked his way across the wide wooden-planked barn floor, being
careful not to trip. Shadows of old machinery and tools loomed around him. A
leather harness that hung from the wall looked like a hangman's noose.
There
was a peculiar smell, too. It reminded him of a package of chicken that he once
left in the trunk of his car on a hot summer day. It was the sickly, sweet
scent of rotting meat.
Oh, gross! muttered Micheal. There's a dead animal
in here.
In
less than a minute he had crossed the barn and was standing in front of the
boarded-up window. Blocking his exit were three boards nailed haphazardly into
the frame.
Either
the old man was too weak or too lazy to drive them all the way in, concluded Micheal. I can probably pull
them off with my bare hands, he smiled
triumphantly.
The first
board was half-rotted and fell apart in his hands. Light streamed in as it came
away from the frame. Then he shifted his attention to the second one - the
board in the middle. If he could get this one off, he could easily climb out.
But
this board wouldn't be so easy. It was like the old door of the barn, dried out
and as tough as steel.
Gripping the board with both hands, he began pulling. The nails squealed in
protest and the board started to move. Only a little bit
further, grunted Micheal.
The thought of throttling the old man excited him. Just a bit
further....another half inch. He could almost feel his fingers closing around the old
man's scrawny neck...the eyes bulging...the tongue sticking out. Another half inch...!
Then
it stopped. Desperately, Micheal yanked at the board, but it was no use. It
would not yield.
I need more leverage, he said to himself. Balancing on one foot, he braced
his other against the window frame and started pulling again. The muscles in
his forearms and back bulged as he strained against the board. Sweat rolled
down his forehead and into his eyes. Come on, he pleaded with the wood. Come on.
In his
frustration, Micheal did not hear the soft tap...tap...tap on the floor behind
him. Tap...tap....tap. Like a blind man with his cane. Tap...tap...tap. Then it
was too late. It struck.
The
force of the attack rammed him face first up against the wall knocking the wind
out of him. Warm blood trickled from his nose and ran down his cheek.
What was that?
Turning around slowly, he could see, in the light from the window, his
attacker. It was crouched inside an empty stall along the opposite wall. The
legs tensed ready to spring. It was a spider. No doubt one of the old man's
experiments. But this was no ordinary spider. It was huge. About the size of a
pit bull, with legs that extended out three or four feet on either side. Its
eyes stared coldly at him.
Micheal
did a quick tally of his injuries. Except for his bloody nose, he was unharmed.
Perhaps the large size of the creature made it difficult for it to mount an
attack, he conjectured. Possibly it did not even recognize him as prey.
Spiders normally eat moths and insects, he reminded himself.Not human beings.
When
he was a kid, Micheal liked to throw twigs into a web just to see the spider's
reaction. Invariably, after pouncing on the object, the spider would pluck it
out of the web, turn it over and drop it on the ground. Micheal hoped this spider
would show the same lack of interest.
From
its vantage point at the other end of the barn, the creature seemed puzzled -
unsure of itself. Spiders are cautious, he told himself. It's waiting for me
to make the next move.Although every fiber
in his body screamed run, his brain told him stay still. The spider was too big
and too fast to out-run.
I need a weapon, he told himself. Quickly looking about, he saw the
rotten board from the window lying at his feet. It was about two feet long with
a jagged point at one end. It'll have to do. Slowly, he bent down to pick it up.
The
spider crouched low, like a sprinter, ready to strike again. Micheal froze -
his fingers only inches from the board.
"Easy girl," he whispered softly. "Easy."
The
spider relaxed, but not completely. Deliberately, it began to move forward.
Tap...tap...tap. Micheal was amazed by the creature's grace. Like a ballerina
tiptoeing in from the darkened wings of a theatre, it was a marvel of beauty
and design. The body, covered by fine grey hair, had the look of velvet, while
the eight legs that extended from the thorax provided speed and balance.
As it
approached Micheal, the spider carefully extended one foreleg towards him. Micheal
quickly knocked it away with his hand. The creature stopped and cocked its
plate-sized head to one side. The eight eyes looked like black fists. Then the
leg came forward again. At the tip, Micheal could see the spike-like claw for
catching prey. It touched his left shoulder. Through his jacket he could feel
the sharp point digging into his skin. Micheal winced and stepped backwards
into the wall. But there was no place to go. Slowly, the other foreleg came
forward. Micheal recoiled, trying to ward off the attack with his free arm. But
the creature was too strong. It brushed his arm aside, as if it was a piece of
lint, and planted a second claw into his other shoulder. Micheal cried out,
"Help! Help!"
Then
the spider reared up on its hind legs, forcing Micheal to his knees. For a
brief moment, he and the creature looked into each other's eyes. It was almost
like love. Then he saw the six-inch fangs that extended from the head. Drops of
venom gleamed in the half-light. He watched in fascination as the cruel daggers
arched high over him; then he screamed as they plunged deeply into his chest.
Instantly, white hot pain ripped through his body.
Then
it was gone. The spider had retreated back to the stall. Micheal knew that he
only had a minute or two before the poison paralyzed him.
This is it! he said to himself. My only chance.
Ignoring his wounds, Micheal turned back to the window. Grabbing at the board,
he yanked and pulled, to no avail. Already the venom was having its effect. His
hands were numb and his arms felt like lead. Gasping for air, he threw himself
at the boards again and again. But it was no use. He was beaten. Great sobs
shook his body as he slumped to the floor.
This can't be happening to me, he protested. It's ridiculous.
Looking back at the spider, he could see that it still had not moved. What is she waiting
for? he
wondered. Why
doesn't she finish me off?
He
soon had his answer. Shimmering like a great overcoat, there was something on
the spider's back. It moved and undulated like a small wave flowing back and
forth. Then a piece of the wave pulled away and dropped to the floor. It was
another spider, only a lot smaller - about the size of a rat. Micheal recalled
that some spiders carry their young on their backs. Horrified, he realized that
he had stumbled into their nursery and it was feeding time. Another one dropped
to the floor and then another. Soon there was a long line of spiders slowly
crawling towards him. Through fading eyesight, he saw the first one reach his
foot. Tentatively, its foreleg probed the air, until it found his leg and
patted it. It was light and delicate like the touch of a child. Micheal opened
his mouth to scream, but no sound came. The last thing Micheal saw before he
lost consciousness was a spider tearing a piece of flesh from the back of his
hand.
Back
at the farmhouse, the old man picked up the whisky bottle from the kitchen
table, poured himself another drink and plopped down on the ancient Lay-z-boy recliner.
"How long it take, Jake?" asked the old woman.
"Not long," he grunted. "They ain't et since Sunday."
"Git a better sign. Attract mo' folks."
"Nah, the sign's okay. Anyway, we don't need a crowd," said the old
man, taking a long, hard swallow.
"What yer goin' do with his car?" she asked, standing at the window
admiring the now ownerless Lexus.
"I hear young Dougall needs one for runnin' moonshine. Willin' to pay a
good price, too," said the old man.
"Won't he ask questions?" wondered the old woman, pouring a drink and
easing herself down onto a dusty couch.
"Nah. He don't care," snickered the old man. "I'll talk ta him
tomorrow. Meanwhile, pass the remote. Let's see what's on Dr. Phil."
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